Thanks, Eli
Now. I want everyone to know that my name is Bill.
I don't have to prove it. Prove to me that it isn't!
"Your honor, our case is solid. We know that there is a guy not named Bill on this board. Your honor, we know this and urge the court to decide in our favor because a unicorn on a message board told us that Bill is, in fact, quite not real."
I love the smell of shorting stocks in the morning!