Hey Matt, I really like you and your website but…
You need to do this, this, and this. Change that, that, and THAT! Tell these people to do this, this, and THIS! While you’re at it I hate Vendit I want to fly to his house and kick him. Give me his fax number. Oh and change this, this, and that! Instead of Chairman I want the title ‘Dictator of threads’ I just want to make sure you know you swell and have a good website. Don’t change a thing except what I said.
Disclaimer:I don't hate Vendit. I don't even know the bastid