The diet cycle as provided by you name it:
Slimfast: Carb boost ----> crazy
Nutrisystem: the 8 oz portion control method as provided ------> works for a bit until depression sets in from 50% of it or more being food you dont like
Recovery method -----> carb load -----> crazy, haha
Atkins Diet -----> Carb starve until depressed then carb load -----> crazy haha
South Beach Diet -----> Eat lettuce until you are a rabbit, only works in warm weather climates where you are very active, but does work with sufficient activity, When tired of lettuce carb load -----> Crazy LMAO
Diet Pills, and/or coffee -----> Crazy LOL
Solution, Dont worry about it -----> Happy, LOL