{edit} Its a very special watch. Mario was awarded it by a bunch of admirers from New York, Texas, Maryland, Nevada, Arizona, California, and even London, England.
The watch has built-in GPS tracking, a microdigital camera, tape recorder, and several ports allowing Mario instant wireless access to the Internet, and to any printer at Kinkos.
Stewart Sytner has produced "several millions" counterfeits of the watch, and has formed a new company called WATCH on the island of Fiji. Using a secret process developed by headhunters from Paupau, New Guinea, Sytners new company melts down gold nuggets mined by another one of his companies, and produces the gold plated "Pino Watch".
Asking price - $7,500
The new company, with its premium product, is currently seeking a merger with a penny stock company.