"If and when FASC hits a dollar PPS, Waite says I must buy Sun a Strawberry pie."
It's a kind thought, but I suspect that both I and strawberries will be extinct long before that date. But if I'm wrong, I'd be very happy to have it - it might soften the taste of the crow pie that I will have to eat at the same time.
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."
Upton Sinclair
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
H. L. Mencken