Muscle Pharm Corporation (MSLPQ)

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I called Musclepharm and asked them, "You guys are running a business that's lost money four consecutive years. When can we expect Musclepharm to make a profit so we can make our money back, and then some?"

They replied, "Oh, don't worry, bro. Read the latest article on Brad, Cory, and Jeremy. It's very heart-warming and should bring a few loving tears to your eyes. Peace."

I said, "I just want you guys to remember that everything you have in your life is made possible by shareholders' money, some of that mine."

The replied, "How dare you question our business acumen after seeing that picture of Cory and his six-pack or Jeremy with a child on his shoulders! What kind of monster are you? Did you not see that picture of Brad in a suit looking professional and business-like? Does that not spell 'profitability' to you? How dare you!"

I felt horrible and hung up.