Tonight's Drama: THE MALTESE FALCON
Cast of Characters
Sam Spade: George Bush
Kasper Gutman (the "fat man"): Karl Rove
Wilmer (the "gunsel"): Scooter Libby
Johnny Cairo: Harriet Miers
SPADE: We'll come to the money later. There's another thing to be taken care of first. We've got to have a "fall guy." The police have to have a victim. Somebody they can stick...
GUTMAN: Come, come, Mr. Spade. You can't expect us to believe at this late date you are the least afraid of the police. Or that you're not able to handle--
SPADE: I'm up to my neck, Gutman. I've got to come through with somebody, a victim, when the time comes. If I don't, I'll be it. Let's give 'em the gunsel. Anyway,he's made to order for the part. Let's turn him over to the cops.
