Captain's Quarters

[Captain Bly]

Ahoy crew... sniff, gag, spit, sniff... the captain caught the parrot's flu... down n out fer the count.... I'll be in me hammock if ya have to find me in case of emergency..... like, "captain, we're out of rum!".... or... "captain, ur parrot is beating up the crew again"... or... "captain, the pps for _________________ (insert stock symbol) is skyrocketin! time to sell !"