Susie, this might help: <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/2905/engirish.html" target="_new">http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/2905/engirish.html</A> Well, maybe not: "Donkey" is actually the more common name that English-speaking people have for "Asses." He may have some "splainin" to do.