Bayport International Holdings Inc. (BAYP)

[gitreal]

Told me what so...? Not sure what you see in their quarterly report that is new or exciting. Same old crap.

But, I did go into Bayport's website to make sure there wasn't something new posted there. No, nothing. But, I did stumble on this gem of geological nonsense:

Sample Number S-29 was considered taken from the WOW claim, but due to the close proximity of this sample being directly adjacent to the Spring Sage and Gilded Lady, the quality of the sample suggests this gold assay and other reports to be consistent throughout the entire area as of result of being volcanic placer deposits.

Not only are they making the rather bold assumption that one sample represents the grade of three placer claims, but they have made up a brand new term: "volcanic placer deposits". And you probably think that is a real thing.