Baltia Air Lines Inc. (fka BLTA)

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Praise the Lord its Connie Kalitta to the rescue. Baltia has just announced that it has hung four top fuel nitro motors from their jet in Michigan. They are Hemis no less, only the best for our shareholders. Instead of jet service it will be jet boat service(just imagine the background blue on our website is water). No certification needed,ticket sales are commencing immediately. Please remember to bring your topsiders and goggles(complimentary noseclips will be issued to first class passengers) OOPS we just lost a blower drive on three. Paddles are under your seats in case. Wrinkle wall slicks will be used for beach landings.