The Jailhouse

[SoxFan]

On my way to Fort Hood in Texas I was clocked at 90MPH by a local cop. I was pulled over with my daughter in the car and I told her that this could get interesting as I don't think they like MA drivers down here. I was hurrying to get to Fort Hood as my daughter was in a wedding and the wedding party was having a dinner.

Well I handed my license over to the cop without having him say anything and a big smile came across his face. I thought I was going to make his revenue quota for the day. He was from MA and let me off with a slow down and the next exit is Fort Hood.

I tell you this because I didn't need to use my middle finger for the week I was in Texas as I found I could cut people off and be far more aggressive as Texans actually observe driving etiquette. However I did observe Texans were fluent with their middle finger as well.