Paulie: How did you get to be...
such a raging homophobe? The hostility within you is, frankly, remarkable. I'm guessing there's some secret there that needs some work. And, Paulie, your stuff is not even that funny. It's puerile crap, mainly, that an adult ought to be embarrassed to display.
PS to Matt: You ought to be even more embarrassed to allow this sort of thing.