RespireRx Pharmaceuticals Inc (RSPI)

[drfreely]

High and Low Impact Ampakine Patents for Sale. No reasonable offers refused. Includes Laptop owned by Mark Varney for the purpose of Press Releases and Shareholder Communications. Condition: Hardly Ever Used. Ms. Messinger's calculator used to talley income from Cortex licensing agreements. Condition: only goes up to six decimal points. Mr. Coleman's collection of boutique porn. Condition: Extensive and well worn, though some pages seem glued together. Finally, the piece de resistance: a desk owned by Dr. Stoll himself. Condition: The desk is pristine, and includes one locked drawer once rumored to contain a document from the FDA purportedly worth the entire market value of a once promising biotech company.
Pissed off shareholders, and company apologists thrown in for free.