Lynas Corp. Ltd. (LYSCF)

[DocLee]

Subslover,

Like you I recently had occasion to visit my friendly neighbourhood proctologist... I've always wanted piles - but of money not the haemorrhoidal variety.

I was advised that one treatment for piles was "a four finger stretch" (I leave that to your eye-watering imagination). It clearly works on fiscal piles as well as proctological ones for if Lynas shafts us in a big enough way it will bring tears to our eyes whilst getting rid of great quantities of our money.

Roll on the day that LAMP is in full swing and Lynas is earning great quantities of dosh - just as long as by then I'm not pushing up the daisies and no longer worrying about piles (of either variety).