Susie, you ever try drinking brandy?
Mary Katherine’s Brandy
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's
liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, "Oh, Jack
give me a pint o' the brandy."
Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that! I have
never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!" Oh Jack," she responded, "it's
only for the Mother Superior." Her voice dropped, "It helps her
constipation, you know."
So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and
walked home. As he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister
Mary Katherine? And she was snockered. She was singing and dancing, whirling
around and flapping her arms like a bird, right there on the sidewalk.
As the crowd was gathering. Jack pushed through and exclaimed, "Sister
Mary Katherine! For shame!! And you told me this was for the Mother
Superior's constipation!"
Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied, "And so it is.
When she sees me, she's gonna shit."
