Lynas Corp. Ltd. (LYSCF)

[DocLee]

Subslover - Treatment for Ulcers....

Drink lots of magnesia, take your daily omeprazole (aka "the answer to the drinking man's prayer"), and then increase your daily dose of medicinal whisk(e)y (taken to ease the aggravation experienced from being a Lynas shareholder). This will protect your ulcer from flare-ups and so will leave you in that mellow state of pain- and stress-free inebriation that will allow you to enjoy to the full the promised uplands of joy and plenty that is surely awaiting us all just around the corner!!!

Failing that - cut your losses and invest in a house of ill-repute... at least you should get concessionary rates and you won't be the one that's getting f****d as we all are at present!