The Jailhouse

[Maxvonrichter]

ShawShank Prison guards can you please let me out of here.

Could I get a rock chipping hammer?

Pack of Smokes?

A joint?

Brewers yeast?

A poster of Raquel Welch?

The whole market is blowing up, without my valuable insight's, the positions I represent are surly lost.

I feel as if I have been gang raped, gag'ed, bound, drawn, quartered and locked down long enough. And this policy of 3 posts per day? I am a human being, could you at least make it 5?

I am depressed and delisional, and am hearing strange voices, and visions of spiders, blood, and zombies....medication, booze, smoke, women, poker, dice, are all in life that give me any feelings, now...can you make an early release, or at least consider a 5 post per day for me?

If not, may I have my shoe strings, and belt back?

Love, hugs, and kisses
MAX