This one ain't a joke: Cheney's Halliburton stock options rose 3,281% last year <A HREF="http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Cheneys_stock_options_rose_3281_last_1011.html" target="_blank">http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Cheneys_stock_options_rose_3281_last_1011.html</A>