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OP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
>1) You can GET chocolate.
>2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
>chocolate.
>3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
>4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
>5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
>6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
>7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
>8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
>called nasty names.
>9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
>10) You can have chocolate on top of you workbench/desk during
>working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
>11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face
>slapped.
>12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
>13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
>14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
>15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
>16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
>17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
>18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
>19) When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.
>20) With chocolate size doesn't matter. :)