You use the library, Mr. Bargain? Isn't that rather socialistic of you to expect the government to underwrite your reading needs? What kind of American are you? Why don't you support free enterprise and pay retail at Barnes and Noble like our founding fathers intended?
So, when it suits you you'll take government handouts, but then when some worthless shiftless hungry people take that crappy government cheese, you condemn them because you're not hungry (and besides you prefer brie). Gosh, you embody the very spirit that makes America great, Mr. Bargain.
Death to Saddam!