New mandatory test before posting here again,
A man with your wit and IQ should fill out a job application before posting on this board
Current Occupation:
________Thread Moron
________Analyst
________Parking Lot Attendant
________Investment Advisor
________Attorney Looking for Clients
________Thread Lurker
________Head of Your School's Investment Club
________Provocateur
________Submissive and Willing Partner Looking for Others
________Unemployed
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Preferred method of picking stocks:
___________ Hot tip from my broker
___________ Ouiji board
___________ Recommendation from Money Magazine
___________ Tea leaves
___________ Ask the 15 year old kid from New Jersey
___________ SI Café recommendations
___________ Psychic Network
Why are you on this thread?
___________ Looking for friends
___________ Freeloading and don't want to admit it
___________ Venting my hostile tendencies
___________ Handicapped and need a place to park
___________ Fantasizing about stocks is better than sex
___________ Dispensing worthless investment advice
___________ It's better than watching paint dry
___________ Engaging in self-destructive behavior
___________ Hyping my holdings in Bavarian Ovarian Meat Business (BOMB)
___________ Trolling for subscribers to my stock investment newsletter
___________ Need to add more fuel to the long list of things I've been wrong about
___________ Can't think of anything else to do
___________ Looking for plaintiffs for a class action lawsuit
___________ Need a dose of intellectual honesty
___________ Bashing stocks I can't afford to buy
___________ Practicing my writing skills
___________ The guards let me
___________ Trying to use up my 20 free hours a month
___________ Need a place to take my crap and then leave
Who is your favorite CNBC investment commentator?
___________ Silvia "Broom Hilda" Wadhwa (Frankfurt)
___________ Ron "Brillcream" Insana
___________ Joe "Pompador" Kernan
___________ Jim "Frog Eyes" Cramer
___________ David "I'm Sooo Smart and I Know It" Faber
___________ Mark "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Do This" Haines
What is your investment style?
___________ Mo-Mo
___________ Disco trading
___________ Buy high, sell low
___________ Sheep in the herd
___________ Averaging down
___________ Getting back to even
___________ Jetstreaming
___________ March to the beat of a different drummer
___________ Short and proud of it
What is the latest technology upgrade you have made?
___________ Replaced a light bulb
___________ Installed "The Club" on my steering wheel
___________ Upgraded the beads on my abacus
___________ Went shopping for work boots
___________ Bought a tape rewinder for my VCR
___________ Hooked up a window fan
___________ Recently ordered the George Foreman "Grilling Machine"
What is the best trade you ever made:
____________ Food stamps for baseball cards
____________ Stock tips for Beanie babies
____________ Brains for scrapple
____________ Manners for attitude
____________ Bought Amazon at $400/share
____________ Shorted Ebay at $36/share
____________ Haven't started trading yet (not old enough)
What is your favorite saying:
____________ This pig of a stock
____________ I'll see you in court
____________ Like totally, for sure
____________ Ho,ho,ho
____________ If only I bought Dell in 1995
____________ What do the "up" arrows mean
____________ Yeah, un-huh, right, right, right
____________ Does anybody have real-time quotes
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Bull showing off again
AI
