ProShares UltraShort Euro (EUO)

[flemsnopes]

Partial script revealed for new reality series, AS THE EURO BURNS

Spain: We screwed up. It's gone........all of it.
Germany: Yeah, we noticed!
Spain: May we have some more, sir?
Germany: More! You want more! Well, you are going to have to prove you will be responsible this time!
Spain: Yes, sir. We promise.
Germany: Okay, but you really, really, really must do better!
Spain: Yes sir, you can trust us this time, even though we have never been trustworthy before, our economy is tanking, unemployment is already through the roof, austerity will make the economy worse, the people are currently rioting in the streets, and our most prosperous region wants to secede.
Germany: Uh........... why, don't we just wait a bit? Our citizens may not have enough personal lubricant on hand.
Spain: Whatever.

Exclusive: Spain ready for bailout, Germany signals "wait"- sources
http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/10/01/us-spain-bailout-idUSBRE8901AB20121001