Plastic2Oil Inc (PTOI)

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The China Game. President Romney decides the best recovery step for the economy is to outsource US industries as well as jobs. Under eminent domain, he sells JBII to the Chinese Government for fiddy cents a share. Sadly shareholders receive nothing because the proceeds are somehow lost in transit through the Cayman Islands.

The Trojan Horse. True colors of the ex-RKT executive are disclosed when a well-known poster, attending the meeting for the first time, explodes the 2013 AGM by revealing the pair as double-agents. They have never left RKT employment and have deliberately held down production and sales until JBII is bankrupt and their true masters can accretively acquire the NF plant for fiddy per share. SDEC has approved the transaction because its legal advisors say oil derived from plastic is a naked substance without commercial value.

The Mayan Calendar. 12.12.12. proves to be the magic date. Contrary to all expectations,JBII releases it’s first PR in six months, announcing it became CFP early and declares a dividend of fiddy cents per quarter for the next seventeen years.

Long Live fiddy dollars, I say - and I'll stick with JB till then. Just foolin', ex.