Identa Corp (IDTA): GALAXY-SHAKING NEWS!!! According to an...

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Thursday, 09/27/2012 4:43:53 PM

Thursday, September 27, 2012 4:43:53 PM

GALAXY-SHAKING NEWS!!!
According to an unknown, unidentified source that has no factual knowledge of anything, we have received this misinformation: (1) Ibenda will soon change the company name to Idon'tknowa, (2) A new CEO, Yackoreeni Scubateeni, will now head the company. He is thought to have associates allready connected with the company. Mr. Scubateeni previously resided in Sicily and there is very little information available about him, (3) Sometime in Sept. 2013 the company will announce the interplanetary establishment of both manufacturing and distribution facilities on the Planets Mars, Jupiter, Uranus and Saturn. Other planets will be added at a later date. This will now truly make Idon'tknowa the Galaxy Leader of drug testing companies. Stay tuned for the news that is not news. Remember our motto, "We don't know what we don't know". As always MelvinMan.