Tornado Alley (PROG)

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Progressive Republicans became the Fukawe tribe .. except ..

Fukawe Erica, Lineage2

Fukawe is special...a dwarven princess...named after her tribe. A migratory tribe that arrived in aden one day...looked around...and said "where the Fukawe". Fukawe was born on this day and was hence given the tribal name. this was good luck for wherever she be there she is...and will never get lost.

One day during a grand adventure in the mithril mines(during second breakfast) a clan of dwarves happened upon her. After much discussion(as dwarfs are apt to do)she was brought into the clan(her own tribe gotten lost years ago...never to be found); Fukawe was ecstatic to have found a new home.

Originally wanting to make things her new clan was made of many artisans with no materials to make things, not being able to get lost she decided to go far and wide to find things for her new clan to make beautiful objects. One day her clan leader was chosen to join a more powerful clan(a great honor for a dorf).

Fukawe (her newfound clan ubruptly disbanded) decided to faithfully follow her leader (Torkolowinko)and commit herself wholeheartedly to her new clan(TheChosenFew). Torkolowinko shortly thereafter died from buttnuggetitis(a common but lethal afliction for many a dorf and sometimes other races). Arturios became the new driving force for Fukawe's lust of material goods,allowing her to spoil creatures that were beyond her current abilities.

After a great alliance battle with the red dragons clan, Arturios also became aflicted with Buttnuggettitis, wasteing away as he was, he tithed the clan to the only person who could heal this serious afliction before it spread accross the whole of aden. Otts realizing the danger, quickly used all his fomidable healing ability(and macros) to cure the entire clan. Unfortunately Arturios and DemonGene must have shared a special bond because the buttnuggettitis spread to him as well,and to this day, Ganked still carries Buttnuggetitis spreading it to all he comes in contact with...

Alas...a new and better clan was formed...TheChosenOnes...a benevolent clan with epoch expectations. Fukawe will not rest untill she finds the blessed salve that cures all of aden of buttnuggetitis...the virus that has threatened her beloved clan...(btw...*suspected patient zero.*VeNg3nCe*...beware this char is highly contagious...(but not very dangerous)

http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=44660&TabID=393362&ShowInfoSect=46134&CharacterID=542484

Noe: paragraphs created by me .. the ChosenFew, not by God who never chose any, in the USA were
the TeaParty chosen by the GOP in the Caucus Room Restaurant on Obama's inauguration day ..

.. except Ishi who came before and was a Mohican .. you say .. :)