Walgreens Boots Alliance Inc (WBA)

[big-yank]

We have entered the Third Dimension of record one day rubbish in SEC confusion. No simple, explanatory PR. Just hundreds of pages of excessive detail so repetitive and voluminous as to be useless to any analyst trying to decipher the Alliance/Boots deal.
This is the kind of crap that the bloggers at Seeking Alpha and Motley Fool love to jump into with arcane interpretations because real analysts have better things to do with their time than read the next "War and Peace" convoluted into GAAP-speak.

This is senseless drivel. It's like an entire school of red herrings just looking for a net. And that ain't "net profit."