First China Pharmaceutical Group Inc (fka FCPG)

[Hoozyrdadi]

Old Man in Florida buys a corvette. He cannot resist and gets it up to 90mph with the top down. Suddenly a Florida Highway Patrol car pulls in behind him with sirens blaring and lights flashing. The old man pushes it to 100mph, 110mph then says : what am I doing? I'm to old for this!
He pulls over and the HWP officer says man are you crazy? Its my Friday, my shift is over in 5 minutes - i'll tell you what - if you can give me a good excuse as to why you were speeding, one I've never heard before, I will let you off with a warning.
The old man said: 2 years ago my wife ran off with a Florida HIghway patrol officer. I thought you were him trying to bring her back...