Already a board like that. The Grotto board, with every visit, it not only gives you a membermark, but if you boardmark it, your I.Q. will rise substantially.......OK, something will rise substantially.
Disclaimer:The Grotto board is not right for everybody. If you use the board and begin growing hair on your palms, discontinue use immediately. The Grotto board is all natural except where fillers have been added. If after visiting the Grotto board you get heat flashes, sweatiness, bulging eyeballs, swelling of the genitals, or extreme hot flashes, please see your local sexual surrogate. The Grotto Board is not for use by those under 18 years of age or those sitting in the work place. Please do not use The Grotto board while operating heavy machinery.
