Derf's Grotto

[SoxFan]

If I follow those instructions I'll be arrested. My 25 year old daughter and 22 year old son would violently resist me bathing them.

I have tried cooking for the family before but my wife forbids me from doing anything more than boiling water for coffee. Would Pizza be OK?

I'm willing to do the bubble bath stuff but can I hurry things along by using a heat gun to help with the drying. It can be very sensual when directed at the right spots and I can wear my craftsman tool belt as well.

I always do the dishes anyway so that's no big deal. Although I must admit that I don't like the silk nighties she always wears because they don't rip as easily as cloth and my hands keep slipping plus they are kinda cold feeling.

so if I do most of it do you think she will think I'm crazy? She's use to "honey I'm home."