You know, you're absolutely correct MT. Those soulless varmints don't deserve to be presented as a delicacy but at the same time, I have to watch out for my future clientele and i think the finished product may not meet my strict quality standards.
Which is why I've decided to open an effigy rent to own business on the Gaza strip instead. We'll have a package deal where you get one stick, a lighter, a can of gas, a sheet (used to create the flag of your choice) and of course, the effigy (binding and gagging is included with each purchase). For a little more, we will provide the rabid crowd as well.