Hop-On Inc (HPNN)

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Watching this stock reminds me of sitting at Yankee Stadium in the rain, waiting for the ump to call it. Everyone knows it is washed out, the rain continues to fall, everyone is wanting to move along to better things - why doesn't PM just throw in the towel and admit this stinker is now all bones? I believe the next time he needs to spend any money, he will waddle away. Just think of the possibilities - he could save the $20 a month from the PO box drop, and spend it on a better dye job. LOL Just remember folks, if you can find one, this high-tech company wants you to buy a hand-crank POS cell phone (I'm not kidding - it is on the Hop-On Mobile website: "Charger your mobile phone with manual rotary, anytime." Never mind the easy, inexpensive models available at any Walmart or airport. Never mind, we are not sure how to "charger" our phones. I suggest anyone wanting to "manually charger" should first apply a woody patch. Cheers!