The coffee is always Columbian, the eggs are usually scambled, there is always beer in my upstairs office refrigerator, other than that, the house is cool, and my chair, is my chair, so sit someplace else in the room.
Don't touch my pills, and if you can occassionly supply a dinner, I would appreciate it, otherwise you eat what I make each evening.
I play an honest game of cards, so if you ever thought about dealing seconds, be prepared to be thrown off my porch, and the fall is at least 14 feet, and the ground is hard.
Other than that its usually Mary's way, so if you cross her, be prepared to have your Winston sliced off. You have been warned.
