I have an idea. Instead of deleting posts, when a person clics on that message it pops up but quickly a
star ship shows up, launches a volley of photon torpedos at it, and the message explodes.
Sounds like a job for cOUSIN SHORTY.
Who, btw, has one of the most hilarious websites out there. I strongly recommend not drinking anything while reading. I believe the count stands at 3 right now. 3 times that I've sprayed coffee at my monitor while reading something he wrote. As a matter of fact, the cover still isn't on my keyboard from the last time I had to take it apart to dry out all the little bits and pieces.
If I can ever edit my profile, I'll include a link to his site in it. I think it should be required reading.