Irish father O'Malley is so upset about a rumor he's hearin in the congregation. So on the next Sunday He announces "Faithful, I've heard despellin' rumours that the flock believes in ghosts. By a show of hands who at church today believes they've ever set eyes on a ghost?" To his dismay a lot show their hands."Oh no people.I've told you there's no such thing as a ghost and being God fearin Christians you can't believe in them. His next question asked if anyone has ever touched a ghost before. Three of the flock raised aye. No! no! There's no such thing I tell you! I hate as a Man of the cloth to ask this final question but I must. Is there any one in church today who will testify that they have ever had SEX with a ghost?" Way in the back 1 hand went up. "Mr.O'conner!!! How can you stand before God and say you've had sex with a ghost? Said O'conner"pardon me father, thought you said Goat!"
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