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[KeepingtheFaith3]

Hey Guys, I've been lurking here forever, and after LMAO over the last joke about the two Norwegians, I felt compelled to post.

There are two trees standing at arm's length in a forest.
One of the trees is a Beech tree, the second a Birch.
One day they are both surprised to find a new tree growing between them.
The tree on the left says "That young sapling must be a son of a "beech". The other tree says "No, it is a son of a "birch".
After a long heated debate, the two trees decide to ask a neighboring woodpecker about his thoughts on the matter.

The woodpecker agrees, flies over to the Birch tree, and goes peck... peck... peck...

He flies over to the Beech tree and goes peck... peck... peck...

He finally flies over to the young tree standing between the others and goes peck... peck... peck... Hmmmm.

After a moment of thought the woodpecker says "Well I have good news and bad news.... It is not a son of a "beech" and its not a son of a "birch"....but

wait

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are you ready for this???

But that's the best piece of "ash" I've had in a loonngg time!!!