MOM'S SECRET ROOM

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Did you hear about the eccentric Statistics Professor that ran frantically through a hotel lobby wearing only Jockey briefs with a cell phone in one hand?
He was desparately looking for a bathrobe. His stock broker had just called him and warned him to COVER HIS SHORTS!!!!

*The current 2002 bear stock market inspired me to write this little quip. It seems that when we have a rare up day it is attributed to investors covering their shorts. I knew I should have taken that job with Jockey Underwear a year ago selling shorts door-to-door!!!