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Re: ONEBGG post# 798

Tuesday, 08/30/2005 3:03:29 PM

Tuesday, August 30, 2005 3:03:29 PM

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Why were so many CEOs who held doctorates in accounting fired in 2002 from their companies?
They used "COOKBOOK" texts in their stat courses and decided to practice their "DOCTORING" skills!!

*I really do not want to blame the collegiate accounting programs for all the corporate woes of America. The indiscretions are probably due to simple red-green color blindness or maybe the failure to recognize the existence of a negative number. On second thought, could it just be old-fashioned greed?


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