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THE TRUE BELL CURVE - The distribution of SUCCESS in life in relationship to AGE follows a true bell curve (Modified July 8, 2005):
At age 5 success is not peeing in your pants

At age 10 success is having friends in many many places

At age 16 success is having a driver's license and no moving violations

At age 20 success is having sex but harboring a variety of anxieties about it

At age 35 success is having money to pay cash for a turbocharged Porsche Carrera GT

At age 50 success is having money to pay cash for a turbocharged Porsche Carrera GT

At age 65 success is having sex but harboring a variety of anxieties about it

At age 70 success is having a driver's license and no moving violations

At age 75 success is having friends in many many places

At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants

*Thanks again to my colleague Jazzbo Johnson for suggesting this hilarious joke as it was related to him by a friend. It is displayed in gold because it represents the century mark for this Joke Gallery. What a milestone for this site! When I first conceived the notion of a Statistics Joke Gallery about four years ago there probably existed less than a handful of such jokes. At the time I thought that if 25 jokes could be accumulated in five years it would be a huge success. But WOW! We have now reached 100 and the site has become the envy of the statistical profession. Many thanks to all the contributors and keep the jokes coming.