MOM'S SECRET ROOM

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One day a consulting statistician just remembered that a client was waiting for a set of frequency poylgon CHARTS.They needed to be delivered immediately. Since the weather was humid and sticky the statistician threw on a tee-shirt and some wrinkled SHORTS and rushed out the door. Somewhat discombombulated, he jumped into his car and roared down the road at a high rate of speed. As he rounded a sharp curve, he suddenly took one hand off the wheel and his car veered out of control and tumbled into the ditch. The poor statistician was seriously injured.
Why in the world did a statistician take such a risk and take one hand off the wheel?

He just remembered that he wanted to do some FREE-HAND SMOOTHING OF HIS SCHARTS!

*Why didn't the statistician just touch them up with an iron before he left? I guess I may also need to touch up my jokes from now on since my friends failed to crack a smile on this one!