MOM'S SECRET ROOM

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A middle aged man suddenly contracted the dreaded disease kurtosis. Not only was this disease severely debilitating but he had the most virulent strain called leptokurtosis. A close friend told him his only hope was to see a statistical physician who specialized in this type of disease. The man was very fortunate to locate a specialist but he had to travel 800 miles for an appointment.
After a thorough physical exam, the statistical physician exclaimed, "Sir, you are indeed a lucky person in that the FDA has just approved a new drug called mesokurtimide for your illness. This drug will bulk you up the middle, smooth out your stubby tail, and restore your longer range of functioning. In other words, you will feel "NORMAL" again!"

*This shows how weird statistical humor can get. This is my own joke so go easy on the feedback!