Identa Corp (IDTA)

[Johnnyvits]

Melvin, with all this new talk about
Kits going retail and big news on the way .... again! .... I'm wondering if you might be interested in a position as a Lawn Chair Scout. The hours are long, the job is boring, and the pay sucks, but so does the IDTA share price. Job entails believing everything you read in PR releases, a willingness to look the other way when promises are not kept, with some light housekeeping such as picking up candy wrappers and cigarette buts in parking lots. The rewards are To Da Moon profits if a truck ever reaches a store. The drawbacks include eye strain, hemorrhoids, and saddle sores from sitting all day in a lawn chair waiting for delivery truck(s) to arrive. Everyone else quit during the last period of unkept promises, so consider this to be a ground floor opportunity to join a group of rag tag dreamers looking to get rich. You had mentioned that you are experiencing some brain deficit issues, which makes you an excellent candidate for the job. As a matter of fact you may be over qualified. Applications are now being accepted on paper napkins and discarded cigarette packs.

Go Identa !!! Disclaimer: The above is a fictitious job for something that may not really exist, but neither does any profits to date. Welcome back to the fold Melvin. Pull up a lawn chair and make yourself comfortable.