Mikie's Island

[itsmikie]

Two Italian men sit behind a women on a bus. She ignores their conversation at first, but she hears this: (strong Italian accent) "Emma comes first. Then I come. Two asses, they come together. Then I come again. Den two asses, they come again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come once more." " You pigs," the lady yells, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey coola down lady," the man says, "I'm just tellin my friend how to spell MISSISSIPPI. hehehehehe