Its been a fun day on the good ship SIRG
And now the culture hour. The culture hour is brought to you by IHUB distillers INC, the makers of fine hooch since 2012.
An Ode to lmcat
Was a sunny day in IHUB Bay when the mighty SIRG set sail
Behind her now was nasty storm, tempest, and nasty gale
The ocean was smooth and waters calm and we were all so free
The whole crew flush with cash was headed for a spending spree
But as her passage did begin another obstacle did appear
A nasty school of pyrite carp, all grinning from ear to ear
They swam in front of the mighty SIRG hoping to slow her way
But lmcat, armed with facts, strode forth to save the day
These pyrite carp, a hidious bunch, all flashed an evil grin
Then jumped out of the water and flipped us all the fin
They hollered out misleading crap and all manner of BS
So lmcat, her time to grin, gave each of them a test
Her questions were to the point, all honest and very tough
All the carp now scratched their heads, boy! This was rough
And no matter how hard they tried, they were doomed to fail
And now each carp looked for the door, it was time to bail
The waters are now free of carp and the SIRG is on her way
And on we'll go to the Pennyland to the pyrite carp's dismay Our riches would neer have been found but for this sassy lass
Being on board with lmcat is really quite the blast
