Are jokes allowed here? I just got this in an e-mail and I thought you guys would like it. Of all the Lost Kid Stories that are circulating through e-mail nowadays, I really, really believe this one: A small boy was lost in a rather large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and through tear filled eyes said, "I lost my Daddy!" The policeman asked, "tell me son, what's he like?" The little lad replies, "beer and tits" <img src=http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/tweety.gif>