A little about Wakingbake - the mod here:
Wake lost his virginity before his dad
Wake can count to infinity
Men pee their name in snow, Wake pees his name into concrete
Wake can speak braile
Wake found the ending to Pi.
Wake can strangle you with a cordless phone
When Wake swims in the ocean the sharks hear "Jaws" music.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Wake.
Wake won American Idol using only sign language.
Wake once got bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony.....the rattlesnake died.
Wake is what Willis was talkin 'bout.
Wake has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Wake can touch MC Hammer.
They are making a sequel to the movie "300". It will star Wake. The title of the movie is "1".
Bill Gates lives in fear that Wake's PC will crash.
Wake ordered a big mac at burger king.... And got one
Wake cannot have a heart attack, because his heart isn't nearly stupid enough to attack him.
Much like an alligator, Wake can fully digest turtle shells.
Wake uses his own thigh as an anvil.
At Wake's bachelor party, he ate the entire cake....with the stripper still inside it.
Wake jumps out of planes with only a pogo stick.. and lives
Wake knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of Charms blow pop.
Both sides of Wake's pillow are cool.
When Wake is in Rome, they do as he does.
Wake led a horse to water, and made him drink.
Wake personality is so magnetic, he can't carry credit cards.
Wake lives vicariously, through himself.
Michael Jordan likes the way Wake looks in his Hanes.
SURE SIGN OF A TRADE GONE WRONG.
