Sir, is it not most obvious that, while previous incarnations of this issue were lacking, that we are now on the cusp of physical, touch it with your fingers, product - that will sell.
It *WILL* sell.
Frankly, sir, I'm just about fixin' to move out of state to try it (have lived my whole life in the --most-- conservative state there is in the union (rebel yell)).
Well... not my place to question you. I'm sure you have your priorities in order. I should simply witness, and make due.