**The Average Joes**

[DenverBruin]

Can't say that I've ever had any experience with narcotics... but I've woken up next to a whale of a woman many times, several with leg dimples you could take a bath in.

Some people lose depth perception when they drink too much - in my case weight was perceived to be 75% less than the actual mass. They must have had some redeeming quality at the time. I woke up next to a few that could have played on the O Line for most Division 1 teams...