...HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
..MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS
DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
..SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
..COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
..UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
..THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
..'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
..'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
..HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
..'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
..HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED,
FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT ASKED,
.....'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???'
