Calmare Therapeutics Inc (fka CTTC)

[rrtzmd]

...no, no!...don't thank me!...really, it's all I can do:

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=it&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quindici-molfetta.it%2Fnuove-frontiere-della-terapia-del-dolore_25075.aspx&act=url

...to keep from laughing!...HAW!!...hey!...maybe I should become CTT's PR person, huh?...I seem to be doing more than Johnnie!...

...but say what:

"This technique, which has found widespread in the United States, as well as in clinical research centers of major Italian hospitals, is now faced with the difficult task of crossing the threshold of mass spreading across the country. The challenge is difficult prospect for a product that has traveled the world before returning to where it started, which was designed to bring relief to those in our country has been forced to live with a physical illness as well as with the "slow technology" system NHS."

..."widespread in the United States"???...how about "thinspread" as a better adjective"?...HAW!...

..."now faced with the difficult task of crossing the threshold of mass spreading across the country"???...well, gee, it's only been working on "crossing the threshold" something like 13-14 YEARS?...I reckon they must have really long thresholds in Italy!...HAW!...

..."The challenge is difficult prospect for a product that has traveled the world before returning to where it started..."????...what does that even mean?...if it's traveled the world, you'd think it ought to be a lot EASIER after "retruning to where it started"...

...Leo is an "Agente di zona di Scrambler therapy":

http://www.facebook.com/people/Leo-Camporeale/100000189267538

...but at least Leo looks like he might have a REAL degree:

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=it&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&layout=2&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.linkedin.com%2Fpub%2Fleo-camporeale%2F29%2Fab1%2Fb6b&act=url

...although I couldn't find whether he actually graduated or not...I have to kinda doubt it since I'm inclined to think that most bioengineers could probably make a better living doing pretty much anything other than demonstrating bugzappers...on the other hand, maybe times are lean for bioengineers in Italy...I did notice that the article addressed him as "Dr." and I SERIOUSLY doubt that...

...and his employment history is odd as well...he worked 7 months for Itelpharma...then he apparently was unemployed for four months...then he worked for Lenviros -- a company that makes gas sensors? -- for 5 months...for most of that time he appears to also work for "i.da.pro" -- a company involved in "animal by-products collection and processing"????...well, yeeccccch!...that certainly ought to prepare him for treating chronic pain, huh?...and now he working as a "local agent" for Life Episteme????...

...wow!...I guess sales must be booming in Italy, huh?...you'd think Johnnie would've said something about it, wouldn't you?...oh, wait!...I forgot!...he's probably out getting measured for an orange jumpsuit and manacles!...HAW!!...